Travel: Asia :Xi'an, China
Xi'an
Dec 26, 2001, 8:01pm Arrival at
Xi'an
I could not have asked for a better night to arrive at the Xi'an Airport. We were on a
small passenger plane where once you landed, you had to get out and walk onto
the runway and take a bus to the terminal. The moment we looked out and saw
the landing lights of the airport, we tried to determine whether it was fog or
snow that was airborne throughout the nightsky. It was neither.
Walking out onto the runway, the oppressive smog of burnt concrete or coal blanketed us. After going through an immigration gate that said "Warm Service," we filed into another bus leaving
the airport. After an hour long drive, a looming fortress wall
suddenly appeared from the smoky night. We passed under this wall opening
as I looked out the bus window. Men and women in bicycles
and surgical masks pedaled by with an air of lament. Neon signs of petrified
calligraphy on hotel buildings and restaurants named after macabre cuisine bowed a sanguine note.
In the heart of town, a bell tower from the Ming dynasty hovered over its subjects. We
circle around its base, the chill of a knife's blade carved down our spines,
and sure as the dead moan, the sight of terror rose before us:
A McDonald's golden arches
Dec 27, 2001, 8:01am Dacien Temple and the Dayan
Pagoda
Next morning we were bright and bushy-tailed, tour-bussing over to the
Dacien Temple with one of the oldest pagodas in Buddhist history: legend has it that three geese dropped right in front of this temple, and since Buddhist monks are not allowed to eat livestock, they ate them when no one was looking and told tour guides that they buried the poor geese under the Pagoda. Here is our first shot together: A perfect example of the contradiction of looks.
Observe if you will, the jovial, carefree countenance on Dennis's
face: In reality, he would have strangled Mother Theresa if she had
walked on by at that moment. His professional camera was malfunctioning in the
cold weather. He cursed it as "the Malaysian Camera," meaning it would
only work when the weather was warm. Having lived in Malaysia, I can safely say
that such a hideous generalization was grossly incorrect.
Malaysians don't work in any weather.
I try to capture the austerity of the surface of the temple grounds.
How, could people live so simply, you may ask?

In order to discover the answer, you only need to look inside: Your soul must
be luxuriant.
Dec 27, 2001, 1:01pm Lunch by the Imperial Bath
House
Next time
someone tells
you, "I'm feeling like, Chinese" when you are deciding on
what to have for dinner, do them a favor and tell them, "You mean,
uh, you are feeling like, American Chinese, fer sure!" I have
heard so many stories about non-Asians rushing out to China because they
thought the Pu-Pu Platter there would be a cosmic Garcia apocalypse. I must
admit that I would have found myself stumbling through chicken bones, fish
scales, and duck tendons were it not for the fact that Xi'an is a farming area
noted for vegetation. Therefore, I happily popped mushrooms, lotus soup,
baq choi, and Chinese spinach in my mouth along with our fellow tour
members. While they attacked the food like Planet of the Apes at a banana-split
cookoff, the table next to us had the solemn atmosphere of a wake
as Caucasian families stared mournfully at full, untouched plates of fried chicken
embryos with scallions from Ramulac.
If you inhale Big Mac's, you wouldn't necessarily consider yourself a baked
haggis aficionado.
Dec 27, 2001, 3:01pm The Imperial Bath
House
Okay, it's time for a pop quiz.
Here's a snap of the Imperial Bath at Huaqing Hot
Springs, home to historical downfalls of leaders from Xuanzong to Chiang-Hai Shek Here is
your question of the day:
What is the name of the Xi'an
beauty depicted in the picture?
If your answer is "I dunno?" Then you are correct.
The statue on the right is the depiction of Yang Guifei
(Lady Yang, one of the four Asian beauties in the history of China) who put
the voodoo on Tang emperor Xuanzong's mojo in the 8th century AD. In
an uncharacteristic flash of art history ecstasy, my mother (when she
visited this site a few years ago) forcefully pointed out that the
sculpture was chronologically erroneous. First off, the gratuitous nudity
seems more in line with western sculpture than anything from the Tang
period. Secondly, pleasantly plump, as Dennis pointed out, was
more the vogue in Yang's time of
existence, not "bodacious ta-tas," as we have here. Anyhow, my
mother eventually got the tour guide to admit that the sculpture was a
very recent addition to the
Huaqing Baths.
Now, back to the pop quiz answer. The Xi'an beauty depicted in this
picture is the shopkeeper standing on the porch in the background. While
tourists anxiously snapped pictures of a statue that looked nothing like the
paintings of Yang Guifei - thus a twice removed representation - there was an
actual Xi'an resident standing unnoticed behind them. Why do we adore
stoney representations that are a figment of our imagination when there are
breathing real life beauties in the immediate vicinity? You may protest:
"But we don't know who the anonymous shopkeeper is!"
I ask you then, gentle reader, would you really recognize who that statue was
if you had seen it on the streets of Xi'an?
So, the next time you are admiring a representation of a representation at the fashion magazine rack,
please take a moment and look around you. There may be a true
beauty nearby.
Dec 27, 2001, 4:01pm Terracotta
Soldiers
According to the tour guide, there are some 33 basic
molds from which artisans of the first emperor of Qin derived
these terracotta soldiers. The combination of these base molds produce
over 7000 figures in his burial tombs, all life-sized. The genius of the
unknown artists who created these figures lies in the many different
personalities they accounted for. Look closely and you may find a
representation of yourself. On the left picture below (detail
right) is my favourite guy: Out of line with everyone else, he has a questioning pose: "What are we doing here?" Evidently the artisans snuck in some metatext while they were hard at work.
Dec 27, 2001, 6:01pm Outside the Terracotta Soldiers
Mausoleum
I am astounded, saddened, and inspired by the abject
poverty outside the mausoleum grounds. On the roadside, small houses the size
of half an American garage with loose bricks filling up gutted windows sit
on mud and clay dirt. Corn stalks and coal burn for heat while children
play on the moist earth. Adults gather at an open-air "club" where three well-worn
pool tables have been dragged out onto a cement square, marked by four poles
at each corner to support a roof that is no longer there. Squatting Xi'an men
smoke cigarettes and gaze at us as our bus honks our way through
streets filled with bicycle riders.
When I see people who are able to survive in these conditions, I ask
myself this: What is the difference between a luxury and a deluxe
luxury car? You still get to work at the same time in either (or
a 3 cylinder sub-compact). The luxury sedan is built for comfort on long
distance drives, but you won't be needing that, because you will be too busy
working 60 hour weeks to upgrade from a 30 inch television to a 33 inch
television. Will that extra 500 mhz make a difference? Extra
whitening toothpaste? Premium merlot? Eurosports sunglasses?
One less carat? 200 more channels? One box closer to the field?
Dec 28, 2001, 1:01am Huashan Mountains
We stay at one of the good hotels in town at the base of the Huashan mountains. It is on the tour
itinerary, but I assure you it would rank as a half-star by American standards.
Customary in many parts of mainland China are hotels that include a list
of monetary charges incurred by wear-and-tear to anything from the room remote control to
a stain in the rug. The toilet rolls in this particular establishment were 1/3
the amount of a standard roll. While one tries to sleep in
near freezing temperature, a scrape of a shovel is heard outside the
window as the resident hotel coal man shovels coal into the central heater. The thermostat
gives you a choice between cold, or colder.
"What keeps the coal man shoveling?" Dennis and I discuss this as we
hide under the comforters. "Listen to him shoveling - It's
Sisyphus. His work is never done." It's the classic question that
has plagued humanity from the beginning of time. What makes people get up
in the morning to push the gravity-happy boulder call work up the
mountain till their retirement day? We throw the dice when the statistics
of losing are overwhelming. We get married in a sea of divorces. We
plan for that magic retirement date of winnebagoes and metamucil across Kansas
while slotting through our prime healthy years. Someone sold us
hope.
And we bought it.
I try to go to sleep staring at Dennis's back as we
huddle for warmth. I am happy and don't want to let go of this moment.
As he turns around, I reach to turn off the light, just in time for the tears to
roll off my cheeks, and land on the pillow, in darkness.
I wake up in the middle of the night feeling chilled. Dennis had been having problems falling asleep due to allergies and massive sinus problems. He's been miserable around bedtime. I feel around for the down comforter and realise I only have a corner the size of a tortilla chip over my chest. Where did it all go? I turn gingerly to my side and see my babboo sound asleep in the sheaf of the nightlight. It's too cold to fall asleep and I don't want to risk waking him up. So I turn on my side and watch my loved one sound asleep.
Eventually I fall asleep.
and sweetly, I dream.
Dec 28, 2001, 8:01am Huashan Peak
We take the swiss-made cable car up the Huashan
mountain. The rest of the way to the peak had to be done on foot.
These mountains are well-known as retreat places for Taoist monks, who still
have small temples and retreat monasteries scattered throughout the
mountains. To continue to the peak, one had to go on foot. Legend has it
that a famous (and acrophobic) Chinese poet - among many other poets who had
gone through the Green Dragon Ridge
- was so captivated by the breathtaking view of his ascent that by the time he reached near peak, he turned around, took one look at the treacherous path, and refused to go back down. Eventual nearby monks at the retreat had to go up with a jug of wine, get him soaked, and piggyback him down to their monastery.
Really, I mean what's the big deal one may ask?. There's nothing to fear but fear itself. It's all in his mind. A few years ago, on a national holiday, tourists flocked to the Huashan peak in record number. It was so busy, along the path, three people fell to their deaths.
I hope you know a lawyer.
Dec 28, 2001 "I've always wanted my son to grow up to be a lawyer."
Well, if you ever need a lawyer when in Xi'an, look these guys up. The one on the left is a divorce settlement lawyer, the one in the middle is accident claims.
One of the oldest civilizations in the world, and here is what they think of lawyers.

Are
you falling in love with this city yet?
Dec 28, 2001 4:00pm Xi'an Forest of Stone Stele Tablets Museum
(Calligraphy)
Here, a collection of well-known steles (public
monuments featuring topics ranging from religion to
ancestral history) of master calligraphers are housed. Inside, I turned
the corner and found three very suspicious, shabbily dressed guys with ruffled
hair huddling around a rickety table by a stele. I wondered what they were up
to. When I approached, they turned around and parted: I saw the supposed contraband on the table:
inkstone, brushes, and scrolls of paper. They were copying one of
the works (a standard academic practice of humanities and arts scholars). They
must have been students from one of the thirty-three universities in Xi'an.
I guess university students look the same anywhere you go in the world: Too busy
partying and studying to be concerned with vanity.
Here, the establishment's master rubbing
man finishes a "rubbing" by gently stamping and hammering a sheet
of paper over the stele (on Cao Quan's clerical script from the Han period). Taken
together, the process is somewhat like as a archaic printing press. The process is
tedious, and extreme care must be taken, for with each subsequent rubbing, the
priceless inscriptions on the stone tablets erode.
One stone tablet, the Daqin Jingjiao written by Lu
Xiuyan tells the story of Christianity disseminating throughout
China. The tour guide states that some Christian man from the West came
over many years ago and offered to buy this stone tablet for an
astronomical sum of money. Why is it that these religious people always
have an urge to collect objects of their successes? Can't one just bring
this story back verbally and repeat it, as I am doing now? The answer the
good people of the museum gave to this man:
"It is not for sale."
And it's just as well. In any condition, in any language, in any
circumstances, the phrase "it's not for sale," always rings sweetly as a church
hymn for gentiles like myself.
When money is not accepted....
The Six Steeds of Zhao Mausoleum has 6 large life-sized stone tablets depicting lions who guard
the emperor's tomb. It turns out that two of these six tablets are replicas and the
real ones have been stolen by someone who then smuggled it out of
the country. The caption and the tour guide informs us that it is currently the property of the
Art Museum of the University of Pennsylvania.
I wondered why the university has not yet returned it. Then again, why
hasn't the Royal Museum in London return all the loot, columns, and sphinxes
they plundered from ancient Egypt?
Maybe we'll address the problem one day when colonnades of the Jefferson
Memorial ends up at a town square in Uzbekistan.
Dec 29, 2001 9:00am The Museum of Xi'an

I was astonished, charmed, and delighted, most of all, by this piece of work. To be honest, I was so carried away by looking at these stone tablets that I temporarily neglected my duty as your fearless lj journalist, thereby forgetting to write down the title and engraver of the piece. (It is located on the ground floor of the Xi'an museum.)
How often have you seen depiction in the ancient
Chinese arts of Chinese folks gettin' down and shaking that good thang? Eyes
close, feeling the soul in them bones, and getting jiggy with it. Finding pieces
like this confirms the fact that life in ancient China wasn't as straightlaced
and dull as Merchant Ivory movies want you to believe.
Dec 29, 2001 The Great Eastern Mosque of Xi'an 4:00pm
Look at the Ming period roof and the oriental
architecture in the picture below. Now look at the inscription over the
doorway. Established in 742 AD, it houses an original hand copy version of
the Koran and is also considered by many to be the oldest mosque in
China. Do they understand Arabic? That was my first question when I
saw Muslim-garbed Chinese men and women walking around the grounds and lining the bazaar
outside. Then the call to prayer came over the speakers and for some
reason or another, a warm feeling washed over me. I guess it is the subdued
rendition issued from the lips of an Asian chanter. The Arabic
calls to prayer have a serpentine complexity, much like the Umayyad Thuluth
script. The Chinese rendition of the call, in Arabic, is in
the unornamented strokes of the seal script.
"No, they don't understand Arabic." the tour guide
answered. "They repeat it, but they go by the translation."
Oh well. I shrugged. People didn't quite
understand Jesus's Aramaic either.
Prayers are held inside this main hall at the Xi'an
Mosque.
Dec 30, 2001 1:00 pm Xi'an City Center
I can't stress this enough: If one is planning to visit places like Xi'an, or Beijing, one of the first advice one gets
is this one: "Do it now while you still can." When you look at pictures of
Xi'an city center, the travel pics show you all the trees and leaves
framing the bell tower (below background). But the truth is this: Xi'an is
catching up fast, and the modern is quickly swallowing up the
old. Pretty soon, it's going to look like just another exit off I-80.
Dec 30, 2001 6:30pm The Xi'an City WatchTower Wall

At the
watchtower gateway of the Xi'an city wall, two kids are hawking coal-heated yams
on sticks. I am walking out the tower when amidst a swirl of tourist
buses, one of the dusty, soot-faced boy of nine (or ten)
appear. He is teary-eyed and desperate. He runs past me as I try to
figure out what is going on. After I boarded the bus, the other tourists,
speaking in Cantonese, then translated by Dennis, say that the guards at the
tower, constantly having to chase away these soliciting kids had playfully
grabbed one stick of yam from their little cart and ran into the fortress tower behind protected
doors.
One of the problems of traveling in a country without knowing the language is
that one always gets the news in delayed time. It'd be so natural
really. One would walk up to the kid, grab his dusty jacket by the
shoulder and say, "what's wrong little brother, why aren't you taking care of
your cart? I'm hungry. I could use a few sticks of these things, how
about two of 'em? Here I'll take three...here's the money. Actually,
I can't take this on the bus, so you just keep these two - I already bought
them- and I'll eat this one before I get on."
Times like these, I really wish I knew how to speak Mandarin.
When our bus is pulling away, I see the two kids standing by their carts
looking at us. Apparently the situation has been resolved. In a
Magnum - Reuters journalist fervor, I think about snapping a picture of their
sooty sad faces. But you know, these kids are have it hard enough
already. They can sure use a break: After standing on a dusty
traffic circle all day long, they don't need to look into another camera of
another clean-faced tourist inside a warm comfortable bus. It wouldn't
be right.
Besides, you wouldn't do that to your little brother.
Dec 30, 2001 8:30pm The Performance at
the Xi'an People's Hotel
This is the first time I've ever attended
a dinner-performance. It is just a simple in-house dance troupe
performing dances and music from past centuries. The place is at a banquet hall in
the Xi'an People's Hotel, built in the Russian style by the Russians. At the big
hall, we wolf down approximately 800 dumplings in 800 varieties in increasingly
diminishing sizes. Call it integral dining.
The troupe performs one piece after
another, alternating between traditional instrumental pieces performed on the Pi'pa and bamboo flutes, and dancing. They are performing right in front of
Dennis and I, since we have stage-side tables. Dennis is so close to the
stage that when the dancers swirl their elongated sleeves in spirals all
the incidental dust kicked up make a bee-line for his nostrils. On one of
the ornate pieces, all ten female dancers are employed. During
a moment of frozen repose, the prettiest-looking dancer, with a swan like neck steals
a side-long glance at Dennis.
It is the innocence and magic of that first crush
in high school all over again.
We went back to Xi'an's oldest and most established hotel, the Shangri-La
hotel. A string quartet is performing Mozart K575 to perfection.
And it hurts my ears.
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